CrabDiving – Fri 030416 – The Trump Dick Is Fine, No Problem There

The Trump dick is is fine, in case anyone was wondering. Kentucky police are investigating possible Neo-Nazi attacks at a political rally for the Donald. A dude gets let go from the military for being a total racist douchebag. The redheaded Republican front-runner gives the go-ahead to his supporters if they wanna get violent with protesters. Trump did the right thing by skipping CPAC, according to GOP luminary Newt Gingrich. A cop reveals a new, bloody knife possibly relating the infamous O.J. Simpson murder case. SCOTUS temporarily looks out for the healthcare of Louisiana ladies. Texas Sheriffs are trying their hardest to turn Murica into Pakistan by plastering patrol cars with Jebus stuff. Speaking of Louisiana, Bobby Jindal left that state a total, broke mess to the point where college football might be cut! A scientific journal gets pummeled online after it accidentally prints a report crediting a sky-god for our hands. Chief Mullah (In)Justice Roy Moore and his band of unmerry menĀ on the Alabama Supreme Court publish a whiny opinion reluctantly affirming same-sex marriage. Baffling good news from Georgia and West Virginia as gross “religious freedom” bills in both states are voted down, in Georgia by the Governor, in WV the Senate. And, it’s Faithless Friday, so of course two middle aged white guys bitch about the top ten songs in the country.

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