CrabDiving – Fri 041516 – Pastor Manning Buttholes & Jill Stein Green Party Platform

On this Faithless Friday episode of CrabDiving, Pat and Ryan discuss the evils of Hillary’s super PAC dough. John Kasich offers typical RWNJ victim-blaming advice regarding rape. Green Party candidate Jill Stein has much to offer Murica but sadly won’t win. The Governor of Tennessee was all sad-faced but veteod the Bible to be the official book of his redneck state. Pastor Manning warns that Sodomites will be infected with fiery butthole cancer by Jeebus! Masturbation will kill a woman’s soul per the opinion of a lunatic, religious publisher. An evangelical a-hole history teacher screened Passion Of the Christ for his students, even though it’s illegal. An atheist organization ain’t allowed to offer a scholarship cuz the powers-that-be want to be the Taliban. Finally, the Crabs review the top five songs in Murica per Billboard.Pastor Manning buttholes

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