Holy crap, is quaalude-slinging former jailbird Bill Cosby planning a comedy tour? The HuffPo shared a cheery piece on what happens to someone dying of heat stroke. The alcohol content in beer is higher in the UK, so no surprise a majority polled there believe a space alien invasion is inevitable. The Catholic Church sends its congrats to the Boy Scouts who now have the record for the highest sexual abuse settlement. Yet another mass grave was found at the site of another Canadian “residential school.” Famous gun waver and Missouri GOP senate candidate Mark McCloskey held a sparsely-attended “Pink Shirt Guy Barbeque and RINO Roast” to celebrate the anniversary of him and his wife brandishing their boomsticks at BLM protestors. Fukushima is being ravaged by radioactive hybrid pig/boars. A cuddly pet spitting cobra escaped from a reptile enthusiast in North Carolina, terrorizing a neighborhood for three days. In the Red Sea, a shark jumped out of the water to snack on the foot of a dangling parasailer. It appears Richard Branson will win the space-age billionaire wiener measuring contest of who will be first in space. An Illinois church youth camp may have spread a lot more COVID-19 than Jesus to the teens there. A Texas appeals court ruled a student can sue the horrible teachers that bullied and harassed her for refusing to stand and recite that creepy Pledge of Allegiance. 
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