CrabDiving – Fri 070723 – Tooty Rudy Giuliani May Get Disbarred

Tooty Rudy Giuliani may get disbarred. Victor Wembanyama’s security detail slapped Britney Spears’ hand away after the pop icon touched their asset. An Arkansas whack-job Republican wants to yank funding from libraries because books are scary. Jack Smith demanded answers from witnesses at an insurrection planning meeting held at The White House. Since the pandemic, church attendance has plummeted.  Shitler has grown weary of the spotlight-seeking Kari Lake according to waddlers at Mara Lago. After a campaign event in Iowa, the orange fascist stopped at a Dairy Queen and bought everyone Blizzards and then claimed he had never heard of the signature DQ dessert. The Governor of Arizona made contraception medications available over the counter. A new study ranked the U.S. as the 23rd-best state in which to live.

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