CrabDiving – Fri 071318 – UK Trump Protests & US Zealots Move To Ban Abortion

The UK Trump protests hurted orange manbaby’s feefees and nobody feels sorry for him. Shitler dissed Theresa May on camera and then shamelessly denied the dissing. Mueller dropped a big thick indictment that implicated 12 Russian officers. Flamboyant Info Wars Czar Alex Jones hilariously suggested the White House asked him for a report on internet censorship. Godbothering government contractors tasked with reuniting families torn apart by Trump’s zero tolerance have been asking immigrants about their religious beliefs. A bigoted Charleston nightclub was busted for only admitting whites. We learned disgraced former Health and Human Services poohbah Tom Price booked even more private and first class flights than we thought. Evil dicklord Dave Daubenmire admitted he is trying to indoctrinate us all into his dumb belief system. Idiot conserva-loads in Arkansas are preparing bills to end abortion forever. Satanists trained their pitchforks upon the big, thick slabs of the Ten Commandments in Arkansas. The Satanists have also warned they shall wage war against government accommodation of hardliner Orthodox Jews by employing giant dongs.

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