CrabDiving – Fri 092421 – Arizona GOP Fraudit Is A Bust But MAGA Morons Claim Victory

The Arizona GOP fraudit is a bust but MAGA morons claim victory still. Chris Cuomo has been hit with sexual harassment allegations. A COVID cure might exist in bats, the only mammal with nipples that can fly. Elon Musk and Grimes split. Rudy Giuliani and his gross son were banned from FOX. MAGAT legislator Lauren Boebert called for Biden to be impeached via meme on Twitter but there was a spelling error. The Crabs played clips of another a loony anti-masker at a school board meeting accusing people encouraging face coverings of pedo-crimes. Ancient GOP load Chuck Grassley said he’d run again. Turd Charlie Kirk called for citizens to take up arms at the border to preserve whiteness. Wacko pastor Greg Locke blathered something about Hillary serving as a Satanic high priest. Prosperity Preacher Kenneth Copeland explained how private jets are vital to evangelism. The wee tongue talker also mentioned the vaccine was the mark of the beast. Wanker Rick Wiles called out General Flynn for saying a :new age” prayer. A GOP Secretary of State candidate in Cali said her son can see angels and is also a prophet.

 

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