Horrid Republicans continue to incite their trigger-happy base. Representative Adam Kinzinger won’t run for reelection. The New York policeman’s union complained like little babies about a vaccine mandate. A mask-hole lost their marbles and broke and broke the face of a flight attendant. Cuomo got charged with a serious sex crime misdemeanor by a Sheriff’s department in NY. Republicans in Wisconsin turned into giant snowflakes in a gerrymandering meeting. The armorer from the set of Rust defended his handling of the weapon used in the shooting death of a crew member. Oligarch Elon Musk is set to be a the richest a-hole ever. Katie Porter ripped a big energy wanker a new starfish. Conserv-a-loon Josh Bernstein said Democrats “love slavery so much that if it was legal today, every single conservative, every single Republican would have a chain around their neck and they’d be locked in a cage.” The Crabs reviews a fight at Walmart involving a cold chicken. Lunatic Lauren Witzke claimed she lost her Senatorial run cuz election fraud.
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