The Bolton book bombshell is rocking the Republicans who are desperately trying to ram through a “not guilty” verdict in Trump’s Senate trial. The Crabs busted out an Oscars segment revolving around Judy Dench snubs and Gwyneth Paltrow’s not-so-special performance in Shakespeare in Love that earned her a statuette. In the biggest “you’ve got to be kidding” moment from the trial, GOP impeachment lawyer Ken Starr lamely blathered something about how we are living in the “age of impeachment.” As calls for witnesses to be included in the impeachment Senate trial grow even louder, Mittens Romney expressed that he wants to hear Bolton. RWNJ demon-load Michael Savage squealed contempt over the CDC’s coronavirus strategy while accusing Spanish conquistadors of bestiality. A Pence-fellating GOP candidate for office had to drop out due to an out-of-bounds Ashley Madison account. A man was arrested while attempting to cash a legit check at a bank, cuz black. Finally, another study proves that dumb, douchebag conserva-twunts that spend all day watching FOX News vote like garbage people.
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