Lying Trump says polls showing him losing are fake. For leaking unflattering internal polling results, Shitler fired the polling firm Kellyanne Conway created. Even Faux News polls reveal Trump lags behind Biden, Warren, and Sanders. Intelligence officials don’t want to brief Cheeto because they’re worried man-baby would spill the beans to his BFF Putin. Our rapist-in-chief demanded a restart to his recent ABC interview because minion Mick Mulvaney had the gall to cough during a Trump lie. SCOTUS dashed the hopes of the evil GOP of Virginia regarding gerrymandering. In other SCOTUS news, the court made a decision about double-jeopardy that could screw up Trump’s presidential pardons strategy. The Supremes also punted a case involving a gay-hating baker who refused to bake a wedding cake for a same-sex couple. Corrupt Republi-twunt Duncan Hunter chunked his wife under the bus regarding a campaign spending scandal and now the RWNJ wanker is faced with this spouse working with the prosecutor. The Christo-loonies of the cast of the Jim Bakker Jeebus show couldn’t verbally fellate PEEOTUS hard enough. A Florida GOP official is in troubs for joking about running over Trump protesters at an upcoming hate-rally.
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