CrabDiving – Mon 071723 – Heat Waves and Hollywood Strikes

Heat waves and Hollywood strikes were covered on Monday’s CrabDiving! Delusional Republican presidential hopeful Asa Hutchinson was booed from the stage at a campaign rally because he was not the orange fascist. Progressive Senator Elizabeth Warren asked the SEC to investigate load Elon Musk’s company, Tesla. Shitler received bad news from the Georgia SCOTUS regarding the election interference probe. Anti-vaxxer and vile presidential spoiler candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has found a fan base among antisemitic trolls and neo-Nazis. In an extended When Animals Get Pissed segment, the longest Burmese python ever was discovered in the prehistoric-esque reptile-ridden Republic of Florida.  Also, in Florida, a shark chomped upon a human in waters near Deland. A snake was responsible for the untimely demise of a 50-year-old woman. A sheepherder was nearly taken out by an ambush bear attack. Connecticut piggies were busted issuing over 26,000 fake tickets.

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