CrabDiving – Mon 082223 – Trump’s Bond Was Set and MAGA Trusts Trump More Than Their Families

Trump’s bond was set and MAGA trusts Trump more than their families. Shitler prerecorded his interview with Nazi-adjacent Tucker Carlson which will air the evening of the Trump-free Republican 2024 presidential primary debate. O.G. vote suppressor Governor Brian Kemp said the GOP doesn’t have the majority necessary to impeach District Attorney Fani Willis. Tooty Rudy Giuliani blathered he had scientific proof of election fraud that would clear his name. Pillow Czar and extremely radicalized MAGAT Mike Lindell had to walk back his announcement about his drone wifi detection systems, clarifying there wouldn’t be any drones. Conservative fascist Sheriffs in America have been pushing a crackpot legal theory that allows law enforcement extreme leeway in interpreting laws. Ninny GOP Senator Ted Cruz mistook a widely shared meme involving sharks as an actual photo of the aftermath of Hurricane Hillary. The US is totally ready for air taxis and nothing bad will happen. Former Hercules actor and evangelical simpleton Kevin Sorbo caterwauled about being “blacklisted” from mainstream projects due to his steamy love affair with the big JC.

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