Hope Hicks got a FOX job, so we can all sleep easily now. The racist, rapey Republicans fear the upcoming blue wave. Hurricane Michael is projected to hit close to the CrabDiving Studios. Lying Trump complained about “evil people” bringing allegations against “flawless” Brett Kavanaugh. Our so-called FLOTUS refused to attend abuser Kavanaugh’s swearing in, because she was really busy. Pop star Taylor Swift endorsed Tennessee Dems, breaking Nazi hearts everywhere, and Shitler said his love for the music icon slipped 25%. Heartless North Dakota GOP wanker Kevin Cramer took a crap on the #MeToo movement. Irrelevant Glenn Beck puked forth ignorant garbage about a Democratic House in an effort to drive traffic to some BS site that sells gold. Finally, the Crabs covered the White House’s preparation for post-blue wave, Democratic-led investigations into Trump shenanigans. 
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