On this episode of CrabDiving, fascist sub-human Trump justified teargassing refugees. Shitler refused to believe his own administration’s dire report on climate change. Man-baby also threatened a government shutdown if funding for his stupid wall isn’t approved. Sherrod Brown and other progressives slammed General Motors over their insanely huge job cuts. Russia escalated tensions with Ukraine by ramming a Ukrainian tugboat with a Russian Coast Guard vessel. Racist police in Alabama wrongly blamed a victim they wrongly shot to death during a mall shooting. Along with a slew of other donors, Google asked for their campaign donation back from racist Cindy Hyde-Smith. In the UK, firefighters were fooled by a parrot’s expert mimicry of a fire alarm. A venomous cottonmouth was discovered by a dude switching on the sprinklers at his abode. In another serpent update, a deadly brown snake was discovered beneath a refrigerator down under. A family of bears devoured 49 chocolate bars after breaking into a candy-filled automobile. Walmart expelled some Nazi Salvation Army bell-ringers… MAGA! 
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