Adult legislator Nancy Pelosi was sworn in as Speaker. Our AG Matt Whitaker gave Trump a thorough suckling at the first cabinet/klan meeting of 2019. Social media mocked the crap out of Shitler for deploying mostly white bald dudes to back up his creepy border wall briefing. RWNJ loony Tucker Carlson cried more tears of white male butthurt cuz it’s a day ending in “y.” Saudi Arabia started the sham trial of the murderers of journalist Jamal Khashoggi. Tinfoil hat model Alex Jones reminded the planet Trump is about to conquer the pedophile rings and other evil detractors. A family’s car was set afire and tagged with swastikas because their daughter was dating an African American. Former SNL star Jane Curtain was obviously speaking with hyperbole when she wished for the death of the GOP, but conservative ninnies like Tomi Lahren got their undies in a twist.
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