CrabDiving – Thu 020719 – We Need A Green New Deal & Pecker’s Pecker Pics of Bezos

An antisemitic a-hole that goes by the internet handle of “Grandpa Lampshade” is a sad Nazi because he was outed. Math says the Green New Deal by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is totally doable. Former big dick toilet patent attorney and current AG Whitaker is telling Congress to “F-off” regarding any subpoena. A ten year-old Cub Scout was praised in North Carolina for taking a knee during the Pledge at a city council meeting. A city in Ohio canceled Columbus Day and made Election Day a holiday. A Colorado jogger choked out a mountain lion that attacked him. Gossip rag czar David Pecker threatened to expose Amazon King Bezos with a dick pic. It’s a day ending in “Y” so of course another Virginia blackface scandal popped up.

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