The Mueller Report didn’t exonerate Trump at all. Mueller’s damning pages revealed an f-bomb dropped by Cheeto upon learning of the existence of the Mueller’s Special Counsel. Bobby M’s dossier presented evidence that Russia worked on Manbaby’s behalf to get the fascist cream sickle elected. Sadly, the Crabs learned the infamous pee-pee tape isn’t a thing, according to the report. Mueller’s pages also revealed White House Counsel Don McGhan described Shitler’s order to fire the special counsel as “crazy shit.” Mr Mueller’s report proved Don Jr. was too dumb to collude. When dick-bag Sessions presented The Donald a resignation letter, PEEOTUS held onto it for leverage, cuz evil. The Special Counsel found that Paul Manafort was up to shenanigans with Russia. Sarah Sanders admitted lying to the press about everyone in the FBI hating Comey. Rudy Giuliani slithered out and dismissed Mueller’s findings. Kellyanne Conway declared “no collusion, no obstruction,” and called today the “best day since the election.”
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