SCOTUS upheld partisan gerrymandering. Trump howled about putting off the 2020 Census due to the Supremes’ decision to not allow the racist citizenship question, yet. As Shitler would say, Beto was boring, Elizabeth Warren clearly won the first Democratic Presidential Debate and internet trolls made it look like Tulsi Gabbard totally cleaned up even though she really didn’t. On FOX, Brit conserva-twunt Stuart Varney engaged his inner ninny regarding the first Dem debate. In Bizzaro World, a.k.a., Alabama, a pregnant woman is being charged for the manslaughter of her fetus because she got shot. Former Secretary of State Tillerson bemoaned Jare Kushner’s habit of going it alone on foreign policy. We learned assaults by sharks in Murica are rare despite a woman who was just killed by sharks. Speaking of swimming dinosaurs, a spearfishing kid returned to the water after surviving a brutal shark attack. A yuge snake was found chilling in Florida. Trump Hotels have charged the Secret Service bigly. Rich dude Richard Branson will jeopardize life in the name of space tourism.
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