CrabDiving – Thu 112918 – Michael Cohen Bombshell Plea Deal & Loony Laura Loomer Self-Bondage

The Michael Cohen bombshell that the former Trump lawyer pleaded guilty to lying to Congress was today’s big story. Our fascist-in-chief is of course totally losing his tiny orange marbles. Yet another loony character in Mueller’s Russia probe said GOP dandy Roger Stone told him all about Shitler’s crazy, sexual perversions and whack financial dealings. The Donald canceled his date with BFF Vlad Putin in South America at the G20. Welfare queen Cliven Bundy stepped out of his crappy racist character and condemned Trump’s actions at our southern border. Rudy Giuliani provided the universe with yet another mentally ill sound bite, this time regarding Michael Cohen. Loony Laura Loomer handcuffed herself to Twitter’s office door and the social media giant left her there. An idiot gun nut shot himself in the wang at Walmar. Dingbat racists dressed as Confederate soldiers participated in an Arkansas Christmas parade, offering bullets rather than candy to onlookers. Finally, the Crabs reviewed all the horrible crap Jerome Corsi’s cartoonish lawyer Larry Klayman has been involved in.

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