Surely, there’s no way Trump’s crappy immigration deal will pass. The Republicans slipped evil, massive asylum restrictions into Shitler’s horrendously fascist border bill. AOC provided citations to support her impassioned remarks about climate change. Moderate Dems asked Pelosi to make a counter-offer to Cheeto. We learned North Korea failed to disclose a gaggle of missile sites. The Supremes upheld the rapist-in-chief’s hateful transgender ban for the military. MAGA troll Jacob Wohl attempted to start a fictional birther narrative for presidential candidate Kamala Harris. SCOTUS left DACA intact. White nationalist lawmaker Steve King offered a horrible, self-serving tribute to Martin Luther King on the very day honoring MLK. In news that is shocking AF, Deplorables have started to blame Shitler for the shutdown. The Crabs got the lowdown on a senseless outbreak of measles in Washington State that can be attributed to the idiotic anti-vaxxer movement. John Travolta’s portrayal of the title role in “Gotti” has earned the former T-Bird a Razzie nomination for “Worst Actor In the History of Jesus.”
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