Republicans want to revise history regarding their January 6th insurrection. Horrific Senator Ron Johnson nearly pulled a muscle trying to absolve the Capitol rioters. Cretin Senator Rick Scott has been polishing his moobs for the 2024 presidential election. The murdering cops that beat Elijah McClain to death had no legal standing to stop him in the first place. An African American teen trudging through an ice storm was arrested for being black in Texas. Stupid sensitive snowflake Ted Cruz complained about people being mean over his recent jaunt to Cancun while his constituents froze to death in a massive ice storm and power blackout. The vile clammy-skinned lawmaker also said his wife was upset because her pals shared texts with the media that exposed the creepy Trump-sucker’s original lie about the ill-time foray to Mexico. Anti-Semitic talk show tyrant Rick Wiles was surely on LSD when he suggested a radical plan to eradicate poverty. The wife of drug lord El Chapo got busted diddling in the family biz. Religious zealot Scott Lively warned the Proud Boys sneaky to mindful of homoerotic stuff. A juror was sent home from jury duty for admitting God told her how to vote and nothing, not even evidence, would change her mind.
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