The Texas Taliban abortion bill was reviewed by the Crabs on this taco-Tuesday episode. RWNJ GOP trolls tweaked crappy Trumpcare, most likely in an effort to make it even more heinous. The FBI reported Russian bots proliferated fake news during the 2016 Presidential election. Czar Shitler threatened Republican lawmakers saying he would end their career if they failed to fall in line behind Trumpcare. Dildo O’Reilly of Faux News advised Premier Cheeto Fingers to embrace facts from here on out. It was shockingly revealed The Donald digitally records all of cable news so he can keep tabs on how he is being covered by the evil, fake-news media. Ham-head conserv-a-twunt Glenn Beck silenced Blaze reporter Tomi Lahren after she announced she was pro-choice. Rapist Director Roman Polanski attempted to settle a 40 year old sex crime case where he violated a child in Jack Nicholson’s hot tub. In news that matters not one freaking bit, Tom Brady’s Superbowl jersey was returned intact. Lunatic locals decided to ride their horses through a Walmart. A python gave a neck message to a human. Bestiality was finally deemed unlawful in the great state of Ohio. Finally, Pat and Ryan learned about a tiny town in West Virginia that hosts yearly “Rough-N-Rowdy” fist-a-cuff events.
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