CrabDiving – Tue 053023 – Ironically-Named GOP Freedom Caucus Lose Their Tiny Minds Over Bipartisan Deal

The ironically named GOP Freedom Caucus lost their minds over a bipartisan deal. A-hole Senator Joe Manchin slipped in his pipeline deal with the debt ceiling which angered Democrats. In an attempt to green-wash its fascistic homophobic image, Chick-fil-a ticked off conservative wankers by hiring a diversity, equity, and inclusion exec. Moscow was attacked by drones which was surely a false flag. A Trumpkin attorney admitted he waved off a search of Shitler’s Mara Lago office for secret docs. Don-the-con could be charged with espionage for showing off top secret docs. The embattled Texas AG said orange man-baby would’ve lost Texas in 2020 if many mail-in ballot applications weren’t blocked. In dramatic fashion, Republican fossil Lindsey Graham responded to his arrest warrant issued by Russia saying he would meet Putin in the Hague. Anti-Semitic troll load Nick Fuentes blathered nostalgia about busting out the n-word and loving Hitler as a kid. Twitter faced a potential ban in Europe after Czar Musk eased off disinformation rules.

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