CrabDiving – Wed 051122 – GOP Senators Refuse To Protect Women’s Rights

GOP senators refused to protect women’s rights. DINO dirtbag Manchin said no on Roe. In a moment of cringe, South Carolina celebrated confederate war Memorial Day. Republican insurrectionist Josh Howley drafted feckless legislation attacking Disney’s trademarks. As part of a settlement, conservative news network OAN had to admit their was no election fraud in Georgia. Capitol rioter Baked Alaska talked himself out of a plea deal and into trial. Broadway legend Patti Lupone told an audience member incorrectly wearing a mask to exit stage left. A Pentecostal cult killed a three year old during an exorcism. A Mississippi educator was unjustly fired for explaining the meaning of “LGBTQ” and what it means to be nonbinary to a student. Former boxer and convicted rapist Mike Tyson beat a fellow passenger on a plane even though the celeb regularly takes toad venom.

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