In Trump’s America, the Alabama Republicans banned all abortions, and of course the legislators that voted to ban abortion were all white, and male. Unsurprisingly, the Czar Governor of Bama, Kay Ivey, signed the anti-choice bill into law. Christo-twunt Pat Robertson even said the Kingdom of “Roll Tide” went too far with the anti-women, pro-rape law. U.S. Representative Adam Schiff warned Trump could very well lie us into a war with Iran. Oligarch owner of the Dallas Mavericks, Mark Cuban blathered he might run for president. According to polls, Biden has expanded his lead over his fellow Democratic Presidential hopefuls. America’s birthrate dropped to the lowest level in a long time. Trump gargoyle Sebastian Gorka said some ignorant crap about the cartoon “Arthur” and marriage equality. We learned Shitler’s administration is calling LGBTQ folks’ children “born out-of-wedlock.” Gunsucking KKK dicks reached an agreement with the City of Daytona for the terms of an upcoming hate rally. Cops raided a Houston Catholic Dioceses in search of missing and incomplete sex-abuse files. Finally, gigantic, killer sharks are gathering on the southeastern coast.
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