CrabDiving – Wed 052125 – Butthurt Musk Will Not Be Giving Money To Campaigns For A While

Butthurt Musk will not be giving money to campaigns for a while. Democratic legislator Gerry Connolly passed away with no one to replace him. Israel can’t take out Iran’s nukes without America’s weapons of war. Speaking of Iran, former Fox load Pete Hegseth held a Christian/ Nazi prayer service at the Pentagon. Rightwing meathead Joe Rogan was bumped from the top of Youtube’s podcast chart. McDonald’s sold less crap as of late because the economy is tanking. Ninny loon Jack Hibbs suggested the founding fathers meant to ban Catholics from serving in the government. Supposedly, President Rape-Face is stressed about upcoming loan payments. The wording in a recent police-buffer law was a score for the side of good. Pat explained cypto and derivatives while Shelby barked. Finally, Elmo cried like a big apartheid nepo-baby because he’s a sad little beyotch.

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