Petty dictator Trump whined about being called chicken. Fox drunkard Jeanine Pirro was named the DC prosecutor by our felonious rapist-in-chief. Apartheid Elmo, aka Elon, leaves the White House after pillaging the government for data. A spaceship built by Herr Musk spun out of control because it’s a day ending “y.” Friend of the late diddler Jeffrey Epstein, Trump blathered nonsense about a golden dome and Canada. Folks from overseas aren’t coming here anymore. Trumpkin podcaster Joe Rogan gave it up for Jesus on his stupid podcast. A Democrat congressperson might win the governorship in Virginia. A MAGAT bought a not-so-special edition watch with an obvious defect for his wife. Canoers in Kissimmee suffered a deadly attack by a gator.
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