CrabDiving – Wed 053123 – Christie and Pence To Enter The GOP Octogon

Christie and Pence to enter the GOP octogon. Far-right wankers of the Republican House were bummed about the debt ceiling deal and threatened to chase McCarthy from the speakership. Crappy Senator Manchin got pushback from fellow Dems about the West Virginia lawmaker pipeline deal that was rammed into the debt ceiling deal. MAGATS said they’d boycott Chick-fil-a because the hate chicken chain hired a DEI officer. Moscow was hit with a kamikaze drone attack. Trumpkin lawyer Evan Corcoran waved off a search of Shitler’s office for secret docs. The AG of Texas said Trump would have lost the Lonestar state if mail-in-ballot applications weren’t blocked. The head of Russian TV called the assassination of GOP load Lindsey Graham after his comments about Russia. White supremacist and antisemitic loser Nick Fuentes said everyone was racist and loved Hitler back in the day. The EU said they’d punish Elon Musk’s Twitter for easing off on disinformation regulations. Man-baby could be charged under the espionage act over his mishandling of classified documents.

 

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