CrabDiving – Wed 060122 – A War, A Pandemic, and Daily Gun Massacres, But Today’s Biggest News Was Johnny Depp’s “Win”

There’s a war, a pandemic, and daily gun massacres, but today’s biggest news was Johnny Depp’s “win.” Janet Yellen said she was wrong about inflation. A Proud Boy Trumpkin was refused entry to a Shitler rally because he was wearing a shirt with a Proud Boy logo. BoJo wants the UK to revert to an outdated system of measure. The Police Chief refusing to cooperate with the Feds investigation into the Ulvade shooting was sworn into his new city council job. In an epic When Animals Get Pissed segment, Pat and Ryan learn about a python lurking near the fryer at a Sonic Burger, a bison attacking a human and launching the person into the air at Yellowstone. People are getting killed by tiger attacks in India at an alarming rate. A swimmer survived a shark attack by turning in an Oscar-worthy performance as a corpse, and a cougar only partially mauled a human. Dandy pastor Greg Locke had a show canceled after the venue was pressured by decent people to cancel the loon.

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