In the true spirit of Festivus, Toddler Trump ruined NATO breakfast by laying a figurative crap in Europe’s cornflakes. A Russian T.V. journalist went on and on about Shitler’s total sucking off of Putin. After a wrestler told Coach Jim the team doc fondled him, GOP Congressman Jordan snickered. The racist poobah of Papa Johns said the n-word during a public relations conference call about not saying stupid crap. A press conference about the Seth Rich murder featuring a less-than-credible witness turned out to be a nothing burger. The Trump administration is draining funds from an HIV treatment program in its effort to detain more kids. The televised announcement of Cheetoh Teats’ SCOTUS nominee got crappy ratings compare to the announcement of Stolen Seat Gorsuch. Obama was named best president in a recent poll. A hateful judge denied a name change request made by a transgender teen. Former Governor Palin is all poopy pants about being duped by actor Sacha Baron Cohen. Women-hating human centipede drizzle Dave Daubenmire blabbed some unusually insane crap that abortion may be about harvesting “adrenochrome.”
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