CrabDiving – Wed 082323 – Wagner Group Leader’s Plane Went Down Like DeSantis’ Poll Numbers

The Wagner Group leader’s plane went down like DeSantis’ poll numbers and nobody on earth is surprised. The first Trump-free GOP debate was the turdfest we all expected, with Ramaswamy winning the cringe award and DeSantis displaying the personality of a rotting turnip. “America’s mayor” Tooty Rudy showed up for arrest in Georgia, but we wonder who paid for Giuliani’s private jet to Atlanta? A judge denied the ridiculous attempts by Mark Meadows and Jeffery Clark to postpone their arrests. One of Georgia’s greatest embarrassments, Republican Kandiss Taylor, is itching for her christofascist pals to start shooting all of us who oppose their Taliban-like theocracy. The GOP House “Freedom” Caucus is threatening a government shutdown unless the country caves to all of their extremist proposals. It looks like Trump’s Secret Service had some members that were very snuggly with the sedition-y Oath Keepers. Pensacola, Florida racists want their Robert E. Lee statue back on display. Violent christian extremists are telling everyone Jesus wasn’t a pacifist. A giant tiger in Siberia once brought vengeance to a town that stole one of his kills.

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