CrabDiving – Wed 092023 – Tooty Rudy Allegedly Got Gropey On Trump’s Insurrection Day

Tooty Rudy allegedly got gropey on Trump’s insurrection day. The UN Chief warned we’ve opened the “gates of Hell” despite our lame half-efforts to combat climate change. Evil tech bro-load Elon Musk has killed so many animals developing Neuralink but he is ready to try it on humans. The Dems won yet another special election in Pennsylvania and New Hampshire. Cartoonishly evil Ken Paxton skirted impeachment and threatened political retaliation against those who moved against him. For Rosh Hashanah, the orange fascist, AKA Trump, released a statement saying “liberal Jews” have destroyed America.  Manbaby has also been freaking out over the possibility of going to prison for the numerous crimes for which he is being tried. Violent Trumpkin Corey Lewandowski and married GOP Governor Kristi Noem have been doing the horizontal mambo for more than a minute. Alleged diddler, trafficker of children, and professional drunk driver Matt Gaetz blathered dumb non-questions at AG Merrick Garland during a congressional hearing over nothing. Actor and crappy media personality Russell Brand is an alleged sexual abuser and creep. A man helping motorists avoid hitting a deer was shot because America loves guns.

Rudy Giuliani Butt Dialed A Reporter

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