CrabDiving – Wed 121824 – Unelected Oligarch Loon Elon Musk Thinks He’s Running The Country

Unelected oligarch loon Elon Musk thinks he’s running the country. Anti-Semitic POS hate-caster Stew Peters was busted for DWI. Trump-owned SCOTUS agreed to rule on Tik-Tok. The House Ethics Committee did something surprisingly ethical by agreeing to release a report chronicling the sext trafficking of minors by Republican Matt Gaetz. Botox-face Gaetz threatened to retaliate by naming colleagues caught up in me-too scandals. Trumpkin and former baller Herschel Walker was nominated to the ambassadorship of the Bahamas. RFK Jr., Trump’s pick for HHS head, shot heroin. A major adult streaming service pulled it’s site from Florida. GOP dandy Glenn Beck blathered fiction about the founding fathers. Shitler’s BFF Victor Orban fixed his electoral map to remain in power. Conservatives showed fealty to President Musk and his wang-holster Vice President Trump by rejecting a bill to keep the government open.

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