As discussed at length during the 23rd CrabDiving Comedy Podcast, a pooch in Tennessee was dropped off at a shelter to be euthanized because it is “gay”.
The piece of shit, obvious-closet-case owner saw the dog humping another male and decided he didn’t want that homo hound in his house.
In his defense, because it has more than two syllables, I get why Billy Wayne Mouthbreather wouldn’t be able to understand the term “dominance”.
The shelter put a picture of the dog – along with his story – on the Facebook, and they ended up receiving thousands of messages and calls. Within hours of his scheduled execution, the pitbull mix was adopted into a good – and apparently LGBT friendly – home.
A veterinary technician ended up adopting the dog and named him “Elton”… too fucking funny.
The shelter reminds everyone that there are a lot of other dogs out there – both gay and straight – in need of homes.
A CrabDiving Golden Crab Cool Person Award to Elton’s new owner!
…and a sincere wish that his previous one gets severe, lifelong hemorrhoids.
Gay dog outed!