Ok, so 72 year old Fred Willard, caught masturbating Pee Wee style, was taking in a flick at the Tiki Theatre Hollywood.
If you think the Tiki is one of those upscale, classy, titty emporiums that a gentleman of Fred’s advanced age and socioeconomic stature might frequent, you’d be wrong. It’s a terrifying shithole in a crap area.
I live east of Hollywood and have driven by the Tiki a lot, and often I wondered who the clientele might be, sitting there in the smelly darkness with their wankers in their hands.
Apparently it’s older, married comedic actors.
Here’s the Tiki on Google street view, click to enlarge..
Classy joint, huh? Maybe they’ll rename it the Fred Willard Adult Theatre.
According to the New York Times, Willard has already lost his job narrating a PBS show.
We here at CrabDiving salute Fred Willard for having the balls to play with his balls in the sticky seats of the Tiki!
(Have you checked out my post on the Middleborough, MA Anti-Swearing Law?)