For you commie-pinko-liberal-hippy-baby-killing-types that might find yourself holding signs and waiving fists at a Hobby Lobby, I thought this info-graphic might be helpful. Especially if a gaggle of jack-booted, heavily armed law enforcement dudes descend upon your peaceful demonstration.
I would opt for number one. The other methods look like they might leave marks. However, I’m sure there are pervs and bondage folk that might consider this just another Saturday night. #nojudgements.
I found the pic at List Of Life-Hacks Tumblr.
