Joe the Plumber Is A Cosmic Asshole

Today’s Diaper Load Award goes to revolting never-been “Joe the Plumber”.

In response to a gun victim’s father calling for better gun regulation, Samuel J. Wurzelbacher, who goes by his Teatarded GOP stage name “Joe the Plumber”, spewed forth a vile, NRA-licking screed:

“As harsh as this sounds – your dead kids don’t trump my Constitutional rights.”

Mr. Plumber then goes on to claim how the evil America-hating liberal commies want to destroy freedom by taking away all the guns… blah blah blah. This heartless diarrhea puddle believes background checks and sensible gun regulations take away from his rights. Yet another zombie to the Gun Manufacturers of America, a.k.a, the NRA.

It’s time to put down the NRA and re-take the sanity of the country from its cold, dead hands.

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