Justin Bieber in Jail for First of What Will Be Many Times

Pop star and growing shithead Justin Bieber was arrested today in Florida for drag racing, DUI, and resisting arrest (without violence).

The miscreant performer was said to have been initially belligerent with the police, but mellowed out once he got his saggy-pantsed ass hauled in.  Reports are saying that Bieber admitted to drinking alcohol, smoking marijuana, and taking “prescription drugs”.

Justin Bieber in jail - CrabDiving

This happens as the Biebs is being investigated for felony vandalism in connection with a late night egg-bombing the singer allegedly launched at his neighbor.

At the moment of this writing, on Twitter the trending topics list is being dominated with the Justin news.  In addition to the nauseating “#FreeJustin” hashtag, my personal favorite is “#DeportJustin”.

CrabDiving is willing to bet this will be the first of many “Justin Bieber without makeup” shots taken by law enforcement.

Justin Bieber without makeup

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