CrabDiving – Wed 073025 – Trump Is Considering Pardoning Diddy Out Of Predator Professional Courtesy

Trump is considering pardoning Diddy out of predator professional courtesy. We no fanfare or zero energy, sloth like Senator Schumer floated an obscure law as a way to get the Epstein files released. The Fed hasn’t changed interest rates. Shitler…

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CrabDiving – Mon 072825 – Trump Will Pardon Ghislaine Maxwell For Her Falsely Proclaiming His Innocence

Trump will pardon Ghislaine Maxwell for her falsely proclaiming his innocence. Podcasting orc Joe Rogan blathered the Epstein case a line in the sand for the MAGATS. The Epstein scandal has been splitting the White House politically. The Pope asked…

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CrabDiving – Fri 072525 – The South Park Guys Deserve An Emmy and A Medal of Honor

The South Park guys deserve an Emmy and a Medal of Honor. Our felonious liar POTUS blathered that he has not even considered pardoning potential coconspirator and convicted rapist of children Ghislaine Maxwell. The tourist known as Qanon Shaman was…

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