Christopher Steele thinks the Trump pee tape probably exists. Too many Democrats announced possible retirements. Shitler’s stupid website was hacked by Turkish hacktivists. The fascists over at Sinclair Broadcasting were also hacked. Nazi-curious Tucker Carlson blathered idiotic drivel about Secretary…
CrabDiving – Fri 101521 – Between Squeals About His Big Lie Trump Spontaneously Opined About Golden Showers
Between squeals about his big lie, Trump spontaneously opined about golden showers. A UK MP was stabbed multiple times during a meeting with his constituency. Officer Michael Riley of the Capitol Police was charged with obstruction after messaging a rioter…
CrabDiving – Wed 101321 – 90 Year-Old William Shatner Got To Chew The Scenery In Space
90 Year-Old William Shatner Got To Chew The Scenery In Space. A major Hollywood union is about to strike. A judge dismissed a request for an inspection of Fulton County ballots. Speaking of Georgie, Q crank Marjorie Taylor Greene called for an…
CrabDiving – Tue 101221 – Manchin and Sinema Are Preventing The Country From Getting A Lot of Nice Things
Manchin and Sinema are preventing the country from getting a lot of nice things. Mark Taylor the fireman “prophet” complained his prophecies are getting jacked. A Michigan GOP legislator wore a “Q” pin at an election audit rally. The hate group Proud Boys…
CrabDiving – Fri 100821 – Trump and His Sedition Buddies Are Trying To Avoid Testifying To Congress
Trump and his sedition buddies are trying to avoid testifying to Congress. After Ireland said, “Yes,” a new global tax agreement was reached and big evil corporations are sweating. Seattle PD braced for a mass-firing of officers for not meeting…