CrabDiving – Thu 042921 – Repugnant Republicans Can’t Even Applaud Reducing Child Poverty

Repugnant Republicans Can't Even Applaud Reducing Child Poverty

Repugnant Republicans can’t even applaud reducing child poverty as shown at President Biden’s first address to congress. Former Shitler attorney Michael Cohen predicted Rudy G. was singing and mos def flipping on man-baby. Coronavirus has been spreading amongst horses. The…

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CrabDiving – Wed 042821 – Professional GOP Clown Rudy Giuliani’s Home and Office Were Raided By The Feds

Rudy Giuliani Butt Dialed A Reporter

Professional GOP clown Rudy Giuliani’s home and office were raided by the Feds. President Biden has been playing Robin Hood along with a merry band of followers. Hate crime legislation in Georgia named for the late Ahmaud Arbery was passed.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 042621 – We Finally Have Adults Running The Justice Department

We finally have adults running the Justice Department, as the DOJ announced an investigation into Louisville police practices following Breonna Taylor’s murder. Nobody watched the Oscars. Coronavirus has been surging in India and people are dying in the streets. The…

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CrabDiving – Fri 042321 – Clownish GOP Senator Ron Johnson Thinks People Don’t Need The COVID-19 Vaccine

Clownish GOP Senator Ron Johnson

Clownish GOP Senator Ron Johnson thinks people don’t need the COVID-19 vaccine. Coronavirus numbers have been rising worldwide. Christian wank-prophet Johnny Enlow claimed Trump is on assignment from sky-god to take down Soros and the deep state. The ultimate conservative…

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CrabDiving – Thu 042221 – GOP Performance Artist Loon Marjorie Taylor Greene Wants To Debate AOC On Climate

GOP performance artist loon Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to debate AOC on climate change, which is freaking hilarious. The Crabs discussed the upcoming trial that stood by and did nothing as George Floyd was murdered. In Israel, a missile defense…

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