CrabDiving – Thu 010622 – Biden Went After Trump For Inciting The MAGA-Coup Attempt

Biden went after Trump for inciting the MAGA-coup event. Alleged diddler congressperson Matt Gaetz said the Republicans did good work on January 6, 2021. The child sex trafficking ghoul reminded us the tourists were patriots. The family of the anti-vaxx…

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CrabDiving – Wed 010522 – Wannabe Dictator Trump Is Telling His Fascist Minions To Rise Up

Wanna be dictator Trump is telling his fascist minions to rise up. At-home sedition hunters have been giving the FBI a significant assist. Luscious Lindsey Graham said he urged orange Man-baby to cancel his presser scheduled on the anniversary of…

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CrabDiving – Tue 010422 – Crazy Trump Canceled His January 6th Press Conference

Crazy Trump canceled his January 6 press conference. The US surpassed one million coronavirus cases in one single day. Florida Governor RonDeathSantis chastised the media for being hysterical over record Omicron levels in the Sunshine State. Former GOP legislator Devin…

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CrabDiving – Mon 010322 – Don Jr. and Ivanka Trump Are Trying To Slither Out of Subpoenas

Don Jr. and Ivanka Trump are trying to slither out of subpoenas from New York. A health expert in Denmark said the omicron variant would end the pandemic. Fascist congressperson Marjorie Taylor green has been banned from Twitter permanently. Donald…

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