CrabDiving – Fri 040122 – Hopefully NY Amazon Workers Voting To Unionize Brings About More Organized Labor

Hopefully NY Amazon workers voting to unionize brings about more organized labor. Amazon workers in Staten Island voted to unionize. A leaked Dickensian email thread between managers at an Applebees in Kansas caused a dramatic employee walkout  Ukraine took out a…

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CrabDiving – Thu 033122 – Forced Birth Activist Caught With A Fetus Collection

The cops found a bunch fetuses stored in coolers in the basement of a forced birth activist. Corporate earnings hit an all-time high. SCOTUS Thomas has been pressured to recuse himself from rulings regarding the insurrection. Former hate-caster Laura Loomer…

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CrabDiving – Wed 033022 – Trump Wants His Pal Putin To Make Up Some Crap About Hunter Biden

Trump wants his pal Putin to make up crap about Hunter Biden. CBS gave fascist Mick Mulvaney a gig. Bruce Willis retired from acting due to an aphasia diagnosis. GOP Senator Susan Collins said she’d vote yes to confirm Ketanji…

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CrabDiving – Mon 032822 – Will Smith Smacked Chris Rock Then Won An Oscar

Will Smith smacked Chris Rock then won an Oscar, and that’s all the world could talk about. The LAPD could arrest Will Smith for slapping Chris Rock, he could lose his Oscar, and DJ Charlemagne said Will Smith needs therapy. Peace negotiators…

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CrabDiving – Fri 032522 – The Wife of SCOTUS Justice Clarence Thomas Is A Nutjob Seditionist

The wife of Scotus justice Clarence Thomas is a nutjob seditionist. Clarence was released from the hospital for a bout with an “infection.” Putin compared himself to JK Rowling claiming to be a victim of cancel culture much like the anti-trans…

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