CrabDiving – Thu 042822 – Moronic Republicans Still Believe There Are Litterboxes In Schools For Furry Kids

Moronic Republicans still believe there are litter boxes in schools for furry kids. Biden promises an answer on student debt soon. A right wing nut job in the UK claimed someone in the Labour Party kept crossing and uncrossing their…

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CrabDiving – Wed 042722 – Pence Was Afraid of Getting Black-Vanned Out of DC On January 6th

Pence was afraid of getting black-vanned out of DC on January 6th. DeSantis might not be able to kill Disney. The Euro wind industry has been smacked with hack attacks. One in five species of reptiles may become extinct due to climate…

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CrabDiving – Mon 042522 – Robber Barons Rise Again As Elon Musk Buys Twitter

Robber barons rise again as Elon Musk buys Twitter. The tweeting platform is biased against lies at least for now. France didn’t elect the Nazi. Former Dancing With the Stars cast member and Trump cabinet member sent some pro insurrection texts to…

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CrabDiving – Fri 042222 – Authoritarian Turd Ron DeSantis Will Screw Florida Taxpayers With His War On Disney

Authoritarian turd Ron DeSantis will screw Florida taxpayers with his war on Disney. Bombshell audio of GOP ninny Kevin McCarthy saying he was planning on asking Trump to resign after the insurrection surfaced. Two Atlanta poll workers settled a defamation case…

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CrabDiving – Wed 042022 – Trump Waddled Angrily Out Of An Interview With Piers Morgan

Trump Is Unraveling

Trump waddled angrily out of an interview with Piers Morgan. Starbuck workers in Virginia have been winning union votes. Pillow Czar Mike Lindell teased yet another smoking gun-level info dump proving Trump won 2020. Repub Marjorie Taylor Greene appeared freaked…

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