CrabDiving – Thu 033122 – Forced Birth Activist Caught With A Fetus Collection

The cops found a bunch fetuses stored in coolers in the basement of a forced birth activist. Corporate earnings hit an all-time high. SCOTUS Thomas has been pressured to recuse himself from rulings regarding the insurrection. Former hate-caster Laura Loomer…

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CrabDiving – Wed 033022 – Trump Wants His Pal Putin To Make Up Some Crap About Hunter Biden

Trump wants his pal Putin to make up crap about Hunter Biden. CBS gave fascist Mick Mulvaney a gig. Bruce Willis retired from acting due to an aphasia diagnosis. GOP Senator Susan Collins said she’d vote yes to confirm Ketanji…

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CrabDiving – Mon 032822 – Will Smith Smacked Chris Rock Then Won An Oscar

Will Smith smacked Chris Rock then won an Oscar, and that’s all the world could talk about. The LAPD could arrest Will Smith for slapping Chris Rock, he could lose his Oscar, and DJ Charlemagne said Will Smith needs therapy. Peace negotiators…

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CrabDiving – Fri 032522 – The Wife of SCOTUS Justice Clarence Thomas Is A Nutjob Seditionist

The wife of Scotus justice Clarence Thomas is a nutjob seditionist. Clarence was released from the hospital for a bout with an “infection.” Putin compared himself to JK Rowling claiming to be a victim of cancel culture much like the anti-trans…

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CrabDiving – Thu 032422 – Insecure White Men Are Losing Their Racist Minds

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Insecure white men are losing their racist minds. Biden says the Ukraine war will cause a worldwide food shortage. A white nationalist incel caterwauled about being replaced. A bigoted conservative media hipster duo complained about the new Batman being anti-white and warned…

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