CrabDiving – Fri 021822 – Joe Manchin’s Plan To Increase Child Poverty 40% Was A Resounding Success

Joe Manchin’s plan to increase child poverty 40% was a resounding success. The presidential archival folks confirmed Trump absconded with top secret docs after leaving the White House. Governor Noem from South Dakota showed robot like emotions when asked about…

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CrabDiving – Thu 021722 – Judge Ruled Trump And His Spawn Must Give Depositions To Letitia James

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A Judge ruled Trump and his spawn must give depositions to Leticia James. Texas is suing Murica over mask mandates at airports. The lawyer at the center of the Durham case asked to have the criminal charges tossed. Fascist old man yelling…

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CrabDiving – Tue 021522 – Trump’s Crooked Spawn Are Under Investigation For Missing Inaugural Money

Trump’s crooked spawn are under investigation for missing inaugural money. Biden made headway diplomatically with Russia regarding Ukraine. Creepy Prince Andrew settled with his victim Virginia Giuffre. Florida Kraken Rick Scott held up the USPS bailout package over a clerical error. Conspiracy theorists…

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CrabDiving – Mon 021422 – Trump’s Accounting Firm Dumped Him And Disavowed 10 Years of His Financial Filings

Trump’s accounting firm dumped him and disapproved 10 years of his financial filings. Fascist Charlie Kirk and Trumpkin Sean Spicer lost their marbles over the Super Bowl Halftime Show. One of them even called the event “sexual anarchy.” The ninnies of the…

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