CrabDiving – Tue 012621 – Craven GOP Senators Will Probably Acquit Trump

The craven GOP Senators will probably acquit Trump. Cali decided to lift stay-at-home COVID-19 restrictions. A MAGAT lawmaker in the gun-shine-state announced intentions to rename a roadway after former President Poopy Pampers. Casino fatcat-couple charted a private flight to illegally…

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CrabDiving – Mon 012521 – Violent Trumpy Fascists Are Threatening Congress Over Impeachment

Violent Trumpy fascists are threatening Congress over impeachment. The DOJ said it was looking into the attempts to overturn the election. Coronavirus sniffing dogs and cats have been used to screen fans for the virus at Heat games. President Biden…

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CrabDiving – Thu 01/21/21 – Dr. Fauci Feels Liberated Being Able To Do Science

Dr. Fauci feels liberated being able to do science. Biden’s COVID czar said Shitler’s vaccine plan was nonexistent. The Speaker is ready to pull the trigger on Man-baby’s impeachment articles. The crappiest President in history extended secret service to his…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012021 – Trump’s Nightmare Presidency Is Over & Joe Biden Was Inaugurated 46th POTUS

Trump’s nightmare presidency is over. Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez and Garth Brooks performed at Biden’s inauguration. National Youth Poet Laureate Amanda Gorman’s inaugural poem said democracy is what we aspire for. Impeached Donald Trump looked like crap at his sad…

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