CrabDiving – Fri 062124 – Trump’s Pocket Judge Aileen Cannon Keeps Slowing The Trial Down

Trump’s pocket judge Aileen Cannon keeps slowing the trial down. Shitler’s crappy “platform” Truth Social suffered a huge loss in the stock market. The MAGATS may have tipped their hand, as the Trump campaign accidentally leaked the purchase of a…

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CrabDiving – Wed 061924 – Louisiana Fascist Republicans Will Force Christianity On All School Children

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Louisiana fascist Republicans will force Christianity on all school children. Slurring, thick-tongued Trump pretended he loved Milwaukee, even though he said otherwise, and blathered he would stay in the Brew City during the RNC. According to the co-editor-in-chief of Vanity…

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CrabDiving – Mon 061724 – Florida Ex-Cop Is A Russian Disinformation Super Spreader

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Florida ex-cop is a Russian disinformation super spreader. Spin doctors at the Pentagon ran a secret anti-vax campaign to undermine China propaganda during the pandemic. The Cannes Film Festival deserves a green splat from Rotten Tomatoes after asking Tech predator…

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