CrabDiving – Mon 020722 – Nobody Is Surprised Career Conman Trump Destroyed Documents

Nobody is surprised career conman Trump destroyed documents. Ukraine braces for a Ukraine invasion. Brotastic Joe Rogan apologized for saying the n word a bunch. On Twitter, Republicans bragged about running 40 African American candidates nationwide, which isn’t a lot mathematically. Loon pastor…

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CrabDiving – Fri 020422 – Mike Pence Pretended To Have A Spine And Sealed His Doom With Republicans

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Mike Pence pretended to have a spine and sealed his doom with Republicans by saying Trump was “wrong.” Yet another murder by police executing one of those BS no-knock warrants. The Olympics opened in Beijing to collective yawns and eye…

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CrabDiving – Thu 020322 – FOX’s The Masked Singer Booked Top Seditionist Tooty Rudy Giuliani

FOX’s Masked Singer booked top seditionist tooty Rudy Giuliani. META/Facebook stocks took a historically massive dive. Ron DeSantis, The Czar of Florida, couldn’t condemn Nazis who had just marched in Orlando. The unvaccinated have been hit unnecessarily hard during Omicron. New Zealand laid out…

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CrabDiving – Wed 020222 – GOP Diaper Load Josh Hawley Is Putin’s Favorite Cheerleader For Russia

GOP diaper load Josh Harley is Putin’s favorite cheerleader for Russia. CNN’s head resigned for not disclosing a consensual relationship with a colleague. The anti-vaxx freedom truck caravan continues to gum up the supply chain in Canada. Austria made the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 020122 – Trump Ordered Gassy Giuliani To Get The DHS To Seize Voting Machines

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Trump ordered gassy Giuliani to get the DHS to seize voting machines. Shitler suggested the January 6th “unselect committee” look into Pence’s refusal to decertify. While POTUS, Man-baby always ripped apart presidential docs which then had to be reconstructed with…

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