High-temperature records all over and Republicans still DGAF. Scientists have been trying to figure out how we survive extreme heat. GOP lawmakers have been figuratively sucking upon Manchin and Sinema for their continued grotesque support of the racist filibuster. Fascist…
CrabDiving – Wed 070721 – Nobody Is Surprised Trump Said Hitler Did A Lot Of Good
Nobody is surprised Trump said Hitler did a lot of good. Shitler announced he is suing all social media platforms for being mean. The Haitian President was assassinated and the military is in charge. A group posing as a Bible…
CrabDiving – Tue 070621 – Republicans Are Pretending Trump’s 1/6 Insurrection Never Happened
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-capitol-riot-six-months-later_n_60df9ec9e4b08f6f784aeef8 https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/2021-07-06-tropical-storm-elsa-forecast-hurricane-florida-southeast-united https://www.businessinsider.com/mike-lindell-claims-august-13-trump-reinstatement-2021-7 Abbott holds slight lead over potential challenger Matthew McConaughey: poll https://www.thedailybeast.com/bahamas-flight-canceled-after-obnoxious-high-schoolers-refuse-to-wear-masks?ref=home https://www.wafb.com/2021/07/06/mall-louisiana-temporarily-closed-due-escaped-python/ https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alex-jones-subpoenas-hilary-clinton-to-testify-in-sandy-hook-defamation-case_n_60df274fe4b0ad1785db454a https://www.cnet.com/tech/mobile/iphone-13-is-not-a-shoo-in-survey-finds-74-percent-want-iphone-13-name-to-be-skipped/ https://news.yahoo.com/former-murdoch-exec-fox-news-052129970.html https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/a-man-who-went-on-a-racist-rant-gave-out-his-address-and-said-come-see-me-more-than-100-protesters-did/ar-AALPc5r https://www.the-sun.com/news/3228299/locals-furious-about-swingers-festival/ https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/covid-19-and-lasting-erectile-dysfunction-heres-what-we-know/ar-AALQ7Tz https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/snake-slithers-out-of-toilet-bites-man-on-his-genitals/ar-AALOnUb For this and other archived episodes of CrabDiving, contact us at info@crabdiving[dot]com and we’ll send you the show…
CrabDiving – Fri 070221 – Is Quaalude-Slinging Former Jailbird Bill Cosby Planning A Comedy Tour?
Holy crap, is quaalude-slinging former jailbird Bill Cosby planning a comedy tour? The HuffPo shared a cheery piece on what happens to someone dying of heat stroke. The alcohol content in beer is higher in the UK, so no surprise…
CrabDiving – Thu 070121 – Felony Indictments For The Trump Organization And CFO Weisselberg
Felony indictments for the Trump Organization and CFO Weisselberg rolled in and the air smelled a little sweet if only for a moment. Daft Nazi Lara Trump bemoaned the fact Melania has never been on a Vogue Magazine cover. The…