CrabDiving – Mon 042621 – We Finally Have Adults Running The Justice Department

We finally have adults running the Justice Department, as the DOJ announced an investigation into Louisville police practices following Breonna Taylor’s murder. Nobody watched the Oscars. Coronavirus has been surging in India and people are dying in the streets. The…

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CrabDiving – Fri 042321 – Clownish GOP Senator Ron Johnson Thinks People Don’t Need The COVID-19 Vaccine

Clownish GOP Senator Ron Johnson

Clownish GOP Senator Ron Johnson thinks people don’t need the COVID-19 vaccine. Coronavirus numbers have been rising worldwide. Christian wank-prophet Johnny Enlow claimed Trump is on assignment from sky-god to take down Soros and the deep state. The ultimate conservative…

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CrabDiving – Thu 042221 – GOP Performance Artist Loon Marjorie Taylor Greene Wants To Debate AOC On Climate

GOP performance artist loon Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to debate AOC on climate change, which is freaking hilarious. The Crabs discussed the upcoming trial that stood by and did nothing as George Floyd was murdered. In Israel, a missile defense…

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CrabDiving – Wed 042121 – Maniacal Tucker Carlson Triggered By Cop Who Says Derek Chauvin Was Guilty

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Maniacal Tucker Carlson triggered by cop who says Derek Chauvin was guilty. AG Merrick Garland announced a DOJ probe into the Minneapolis Police. Burning Man said only vaccinated attendees would be admitted to their fest but they may have walked…

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