CrabDiving – Wed 033121 – GOP Turd Matt Gaetz Is Being Investigated For Human Trafficking

GOP Turd Matt Gaetz Is Being Investigated For Human Trafficking

Turd Matt Gaetz is being investigated for human trafficking. Matt’s actual Daddy, the corrupt former leader of the Florida house, backed up his son’s claim about being distorted by the DOJ. Gymbag Jordan also says believes Roger Stone superfan Matt…

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CrabDiving – Fri 032621 – Coronavirus Cases On The Rise Again & FOX Got Bigly Sued By Dominion

Trump Administration Claims Defeating COVID-19 As An Accomplishment

Coronavirus cases on the rise again. President Biden compared Georgia’s racist voter fraud law to Jim Crow legislation. The loads at Faux News attempted to cleanse their libraries of former Shitler attorney Sydney Powell. Life coach and ignorant MAGA troll…

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CrabDiving – Thu 032521 – Craven Republicans Are Sputtering Because Biden Sailed Through His Press Conference

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Craven Republicans are sputtering because Biden sailed through his press conference. Miami Beach is on high-rona-alert due to teeming crowds of spring breakers on vacay. New York made recreational weed legal. Q Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene’s BFF was caught on…

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CrabDiving – Tue 032321 – Most People Are Calling For Gun Control Measures Following Yet Another Massacre

Most People Are Calling For Gun Control Measures Following Yet Another Massacre

Most people are calling for gun control measures following yet another massacre. Senator Wanker, AKA stupid John Kennedy from Louisiana, downplayed the role guns play in mass shootings. Moronic legislator and prominent GOP Tom Cotton blamed the shooting at the…

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