CrabDiving – Mon 032221 – Over 1000 Florida Spring Break COVID Spreaders Got Arrested

Over 1000 Florida spring break COVID spreaders got arrested while drooling their air-bubbles all about the Miami Beach nightclub scene. Also in Miami, a nine-year-old was attacked by a shark and barely survived. A creepy predator, AKA a Republican Tom…

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CrabDiving – Tue 031621 – Putin Pushed Election Misinformation On Trump’s Allies

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Putin pushed election misinformation on Trump’s allies. Anti-Asian racism has been surging in this country due to Shitler emboldening white supremacists during his horrendous 4 years term as POTUS. In the EU, Astrazeneca trials have resumed despite a report of…

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CrabDiving – Mon 031521 – Anti-Democracy Republicans Are Desperate To Keep People From Voting

Anti-democracy Republicans are desperate to keep people from voting. Pundits have said Biden needs to nuke the filibuster to complete his congressional agenda. Germany suspended the trial of a coronavirus vaccine because it was causing brain clots. Vatican said same-sex…

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CrabDiving – Thu 031121 – Biden Signed The COVID-19 Relief Bill As GOP Clowns Squeal About The Deficit

Biden signed the COVID-19 relief bill as GOP clowns squeal about the deficit. Colorado announced they’re relaxing coronavirus restrictions at nursing homes. A nasty fecal bacteria has poisoned beaches in Northern Cali but the state government is keeping it on…

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